I'm far from an astronaut, I have been called a space cadet though, but I figure astronauts need the lovin' too. It might be rare to see a spaceman in a bar or any other everyday social enviroment, they don't make to many of them afterall. I know if I were an astronaut i'd be using that to my advantage in the fine art of woman findin'. So, without any hilarious Uranus jokes, here's eight pick-up lines I'd used if I were an astronaut.
1. I'm not bragging, but, some people call me the space cowboy. ~ Not only a good Pick-up line, but that'd be an awesome lyric in a song.
2. Don't worry about burning upon re-entry, I have protection. ~ Even astronauts have to worry about STDs.
3. Nice space boots, wanna bang? ~ Well, they are really nice space boots.
4. In space no one can hear you scream my name in orgasmic utopia. ~ But that doesn't mean it never happened. But it probably didn't.
5. Ever expeirence zero gravity? And by zero gravity I mean 50 orgasms. ~ And of course by 50 orgasms I mean premature ejaculation followed by you making me a ham sammich. Hows 'bout it?
6. Mind if I park my space rover in your Sea of Tranquility? ~ If you don't know what the Sea of Tranquility is, it's this place on the moon, and the term the cool kids are using to describe the vagina these days. I dunno what 'space rover' means, but I'm sure it's pretty cool.
7. One small bang for man, one giant orgy for mankind. ~ I'm not sure how that's a pick up line, but hey, free orgy!
8. I have a diaper... Interested? ~ Apparently some astronaut lady stole this idea from me, not sure how that turned out for her.
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